OK, let me start off by saying this GLE450 is only available for purchase by the manliest of men or women
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If it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair & a five o'clock shadow, this GLE450 would look like Sam Elliott, it is just that manly
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Who needs subtlety? So under the hood, this beast has a 3.0-liter Inline 6 Turbo engine with 270kw that's just begging to be unleashed on the roads of Cape Town
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& with its 9-speed automatic transmission & all-wheel drive, you'll be stuck to the road like a suckerfish on a rock
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But don't worry, this car isn't just about raw power, it's also got all the bells & whistles to make you feel like a million bucks, or at least like you've won the Lotto
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With Navigation, Panoramic Roof, Heated Seats & its Burmester infotainment system, you'll be navigating the roads of Cape Town like a pro, or at least, like you know where you're going
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This GLE450 was never intended to drive to the mall. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class either. No, that's what your Prius is for.
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If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favour & stop reading right now. I mean it, just stop
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But if you're a thrill-seeking, adrenaline-junkie who lives life on the edge, then this GLE450 is your new best friend
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Exact mileage may vary slightly, we deliver countrywide at an agreed price Excludes License & Registration & on road fees of R4950
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Mercedes-Benz Paarl, because life is too short to drive a dull car